yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me
wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america???
Wait what? Then what do they use?
they don’t have a word
what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they??
the fuck is a fortnight
It’s a word for ‘two weeks’
We say “two weeks”
What really gets me about the anti-abortion stance, is that a woman loses an egg a month when she gets her period. Yet terminating a pregnancy is considered a huge deal because there is now a sperm inside the egg. It just makes me feel like those eggs aren’t worth anything until a man makes his mark on it. So I see even that as yet another way that men are seen as superior to women. I dunno, it doesn’t seem equal to me.
how do u expect me to keep up with my school work when i can hardly keep up with the kardashians