generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

theshadyslut:

owlcitymordred:

stagdoeandfawn:

catully:

brigwife:

latitudeoctopus:

brigwife:

wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america???

Wait what? Then what do they use?

they don’t have a word

what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they??

the fuck is a fortnight

It’s a word for ‘two weeks’

We say “two weeks”

perksofbeingapiratecaptain:

What really gets me about the anti-abortion stance, is that a woman loses an egg a month when she gets her period. Yet terminating a pregnancy is considered a huge deal because there is now a sperm inside the egg. It just makes me feel like those eggs aren’t worth anything until a man makes his mark on it. So I see even that as yet another way that men are seen as superior to women. I dunno, it doesn’t seem equal to me. 

versaceslut:

me too girl me too


through time and space!

through time and space!

captainpepperoni:

*burns eyes off* *maintains pristine eyebrow game*

captainpepperoni:

*burns eyes off* *maintains pristine eyebrow game*

deersatan:

"dinner’s ready!"

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gcoky:

how do u expect me to keep up with my school work when i can hardly keep up with the kardashians

ebuddies:

a series of unfortunate eyebrows